- Me every night: I can have exactly 7 hours 23 minutes and 48 seconds of sleep if I fall asleep right now.
“The leg kick before a female starts to twerk symbolizes the shackles of 400 years of slavery and oppression being broken. God bless America”
- me at 10 pm: oh i should go to bed soon
- me at 2 am: oh i should go to bed soon
*glamorous by fergie starts playing*
I thought I should share some things I’ve collected
i hope my first child is a dragon
i take you to the candy shop